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Literary definition of a Pathetic Joke.....: A weird, absurd, mostly unrealistic but nevertheless satirically or sarcastically humorous literary entity entirely carved out of one's imagination gone astray which has bizarre effects of varying proportions on the minds of its unfortunate listeners.....At times its potential to irritate its plagued-by-a-stroke-of-bad luck audience has known to surpass all levels of practicality.....Sometimes after listening to one-o'-the-really mindboggling one-liners(those who crack one liner PJs with their bizarre effects intact are assumed to be professionals/experts in this field of creativity) of this breed of merciless jokes......listeners have been known to experience an urge of jumping off a higher-than-mean-ground-level platform if they may be standing on one.....So listening to a PJ actually induces an urge to lower one's potential energy.....It actually reminds its listener to stay grounded irrespective of his/her status in the society......So its potential to be utilised as a checking parameter for one of the vital elements of morality should never be under-estimated.....But as they say, this is one out-of-a-zillion effects that a PJ successfully exerts on an average mortal mind......Further reading if you may care to read upto this point: The Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy series for the most fabulous and inspiring stuff......Inspires PJ cracking aspirants big time.......No doubts.........Check it out.........Do not hesitate.........Go on!

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Hitchhiker's_Guide_to_the_Galaxy

PS: Those who hesitate or intentionally ignore the above mentioned web-link shall be cursed with unexpected overflows of PJ listening instances in their lives.......So as they say, the choice is f****** yours.......:)